Nora Hardwick - ways to go!

A 101-year-old British pensioner has posed topless for a nude calendar to raise money for a local football team, a report said on Wednesday.

Nora, who likes a tipple at her local pub, the Ermine Way -- where the photo shoot took place -- said she was slightly nervous when stripping off for the camera, albeit draped in a tasteful pink scarf.

"I am always game for anything, especially if it's for charity," she said, according to the Lincolnshire Echo.

Me too, dear Nora, me too. And I will not post the picture here, much as the pervs around the Interenet would love me to...